Who doesn t love Narwhals? Of course, how can you go wrong with a cross between a unicorn and a mermaid? This cute plump little cartoon narwhale featuring heart adorned lettering touting your belief that Unicorns are Real! This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION: Stitches: 71x 88 stitches (as…
A night you will never forget (or maybe one you will never remember) never starts with a salad.. Instead BOTTOMS UP! This easy beginner s stitch features a Vodka Martini and trio of olives along with the humorous quote: Vodka Because no good story starts: One time I had a salad This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD…
Romance is in the air with this Valentine s inspired cross stitch pattern. Featuring a watercolor tonal backdrop with the script hand lettered word Love in white. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION (as shown in sample) Finished Size (stitched area only): 105 x 60 stitches 7-1 2” x…
When you re in trouble.. do what Jesus would do: Pretend to be dead and lie low for 3 days. When you get back, everyone will have forgotten about your problems. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION Finished Size (stitches only): 131x 121 stitches 9-1 4” x 9-5 8””…
The perfect cross stitch design for corgi lovers! This listing is for one (1) downloadable PDF pattern for the What s Up Corgi Butt cross stitch design.. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. This pattern is also available paired with an enamel corgi needle minder. Visit this listing for details: https: thekimsixfix.shop products…
Love Coffee? But decaf doesn t count? This hilarious diagram (inspired by Fake Science) shows where all your coffee comes from. Caffeinated coffee comes from the coffee bean, and decaf comes from the dirt. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION (as shown in sample) Stitches: 150 W x 150…
I do sarcasm so hard, I just can t stop. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION Finished count (as charted): 140x 140 stitches Size: 10” X 10” on 14 ct 7-3 4“ x 7-3 4“ on 18ct 6-3 8” x 6-3 8” on 22ct Fabric: Any fabric you likeFloss: DMC (8…
Do some people just need to lighten up and get a sense of humor? Too many pearl clutchers taking everything so seriously and getting offended? This pattern is for you. Everyone knows if you can take a joke, you will be much happier. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION…
Does you jaw hang open at least 10 times a day? Are you living life from WTF moment to WTF moment? This cross stitch design celebrates your ability to get through life, one day at a time.. One are you fucking kidding me? moment after the next. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF…
This design features a single word: ZERO (surrounded by an optional border of zeros), but when you read between the lines, you can see the word is just made up the of repeating phrase I hear what you are saying, but this is the number of fucks I give ) over and over. (This designs…