Look at life the way you look at llamas: Spit Happens. Just suck it up and get over it. This darling cross stitch design with a touch of humor is a great beginner project. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION (as shown in sample) Photographed in 6 inch hoop on…
Love starting projects but don t always follow through? You aren t the only one. Admit your finishing problem with this hilarious cross stitch pattern. It is so easy and stitches up so fast, you may actually finish it. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION (as shown in sample) Stitches: 70…
Sometimes with people the lights are on but nobody s home.. and in other cases, the lights aren t even on! Stupid people are like glow sticks, they need to be snapped, shaken and hopefully the lights will come on. Featuring an ombre glowing effect in the text, and with a subtlety that doesn t…
Sometimes with people the lights are on but nobody s home.. and in other cases, the lights aren t even on! Stupid people are like glow sticks, they need to be snapped, shaken and hopefully the lights will come on. Featuring an ombre glowing effect in the text, and with a subtlety that doesn t…
I may have a potty mouth, but I always say please and thank you! What can I say? I m complicated. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION Finished Size: 150 x150 (as framed) 10-3 4” x 10-3 4” on 14 ct 8-3 8” x 8-3 8” on 18ct 6-7…
Do you have a potty mouth and catch yourself swearing in front of your kids? That doesn t make you a bad parent.. that makes you human! Celebrate your cuss filled vocabulary with pride.. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION Stitches: 100 W x 100 H Fabric: Any fabric…
Is your life if falling apart? It s okay. Tacos fall apart and we still love them! No need to fret. A funny encouraging and cute little stitch great a gift for that person in your life that needs a little cheering up. Featuring a mexican inspired border and back stitched lettering around a cute…
Tired of being called a snowflake, or listening to mansplaining from conservative men on the internet? This is the pattern for you. Featuring the phrase The clitoris has around 8000 nerve endings and it still isn t as sensitive as a conservative man on the internet. Flanked by pretty delicate butterflies.. to add to the…
What is the first rule of Passive Aggressive Club: Nobody talks about.. oh wait. No. You know what. Nevermind. It s fine. The perfect snarky cross stitch pattern for anyone who doesn t tell you how they really feel.. at least not directly. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION…
The perfect cross stitch design for pug lovers! This listing is for one (1) downloadable PDF pattern for the Pug Life cross stitch design.. Pattern Info: Finished Size (as charted): 50x 60 stitches3-5 8” x 4-1 4” on 14 ct 2-3 4” x 3-3 8” on 18ct2-1 4 x 3-3 4’ on 22ct Cross Stitch, Backstitch and…
The perfect stitch for 5-4 (May the fourth be with you! ) Featuring a red and blue light saber and the phrase The Sarcasm is Strong in this one since everyone knows the strongest force in the universe is Sarcasm. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION (as shown in…
The perfect cross stitch pattern for venting Things I m not:-A Skinny Bitch-Nice-Going to deal with your bullshit This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION (as shown in sample) Stitches: 100 W x 78 HFabric: Any fabric you likeFloss: DMC (4 colors)Size: approx 7-1 8 x 5-5 8 (14 count)Types of stitches: Cross stitch &…
The perfect sarcastic cross stitch pattern for venting your frustrations. Even if you don t know who you are, you know what you aren t. Things I m not: -A Skinny Bitch -Nice -Going to deal with your bullshit This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION (as shown in sample)…
Love Coffee? But not really a fan of decaf? This funny cross stitch design tells people exactly when and where decaffeinated coffee is appropriate: Never and In the Trash. Featuring a steaming hot cup of love in the middle along with tiny cups of coffee in the borders. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE…
In the spirit of two girls, one cup.. innuendo abounds in this simple beginner stitch. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION:Finished Size (as charted):125 x 85 stitches8-7 8” x 6-1 8” on 14 ct 7” x 4-3 4” on 18ct 5-5 8” x 3-7 8’ on 22ct Fabric: Any fabric you…
In the spirit of two girls, one cup.. innuendo abounds in this simple beginner stitch. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION: Finished Size (as charted): 125 x 85 stitches 8-7 8” x 6-1 8” on 14 ct 7” x 4-3 4” on 18ct 5-5 8” x 3-7 8’ on…