My personal tribute to Supreme Court Justice Nominee Brett Kavanaugh. Vocal Catholic and Trump Nominee for the Supreme Court. Just a little reminder that he may hold the Roe v. Wade verdict in his hands. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION Stitches: 140 W x 120 HFabric: Any fabric you like Floss: DMC…
My personal tribute to Supreme Court Justice Nominee Brett Kavanaugh. Vocal Catholic and Trump Nominee for the Supreme Court. Just a little reminder that he may hold the Roe v. Wade verdict in his hands. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION Stitches: 140 W x 120 H Fabric: Any…
Does you jaw hang open at least 10 times a day? Are you living life from WTF moment to WTF moment? This cross stitch design celebrates your ability to get through life, one day at a time.. One are you fucking kidding me? moment after the next. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF…
Some days you have your act together.. and some days you don t. This hilarious sampler at first glance appears to be inspiring and uplifting. Until you read the small print. And then you see just how funny reality really is. Some days you have it all together.. to do amazing things, and some days…
Craving nachos? A lot more than you re craving someone else s opinion.. that is for sure! The perfect snarky cross stitch pattern for people who love chips and queso. A great gift idea that says keep your opinion to yourself! This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION (as shown…
Disappointed by adulthood? Didn t turn out the way it was promised? Expecting robots and flying cars.. and only ended up with measles and Nazis? Welcome to adulthood. A funny cross stitch.. great as a gift idea for boomers, millennials and gen-x too! This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION:…
What do you get when the Terminator meets Pasta? PASTA LA VISTA…BABY! This adorable penne is wearing sunglasses and is ready to take on anyone. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION (as shown in finished sample) Stitches: 50 W x 90 H Fabric: Any fabric you like Floss: DMC…
There is nothing wrong with being aloof, so let the world know how little you care! This simple cross stitch sampler features floral sprays on the top and bottom with a touch of snark inbetween. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION Size (as charted): 100×100 Finished Size: 7-1 8”…
There is nothing wrong with being aloof, so let the world know how little you care! This simple cross stitch sampler features floral sprays on the top and bottom with a touch of snark inbetween. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION Size (as charted): 100×100Finished Size: 7-1 8” x 7-1…
***In the month of June 100% of the revenue generated from the sale of this pattern will go to the Pride Fund to End Gun Violence. www.Pridefund.com **** Love is love.. Show your support for the LGBT community with this Rainbow Ally Cross Stitch Design. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY….
Romance is in the air with this Valentine s inspired cross stitch pattern. Featuring a watercolor rainbow tonal backdrop with the script hand lettered word Love in white. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION (as shown in sample) Finished Size (stitched area only): 105 x 101 stitches 7-1 2”…
Do you have resting bitch face and are glad about it? RBF helps you avoid people, especially the ones you don t want to be around. This funny sampler featuring swags of yellow roses and the phrase Resting bitch face has saved me from so many conversations I didn t want to be a part…
Love Coffee? But decaf doesn t count? This hilarious diagram (inspired by Fake Science) shows where all your coffee comes from. Caffeinated coffee comes from the coffee bean, and decaf comes from the dirt. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION (as shown in sample) Stitches: 150 W x 150…
Featuring a tooth barring whale and the snarky phrase Shove it in your blowhole this is a hilarious simple cross stitch pattern when you are just sick of people. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION:Finished Size (as charted):140 x 70 stitches10” x 5 on 14 ct 7-3 4“ x…
The perfect sarcastic cross stitch for the irritated baker. Shut Your Piehole featuring a freshly baked pie, still steaming from the oven! This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION (as shown in sample) Stitches: 48 W x 45 HHoop size: 4 inch (stitched on 14 count aïda)Fabric: Any fabric you likeFloss: DMC (5 colors)Size: approx…
Based on our popular needle minder, but snarked up a bit for anyone who is 100% that bitch or should we stay 100% that STITCH ? Featuring three bobbins of embroidery floss and a needle and thread on an embroidery hoop. The perfect stitch for your craft or sewing room, and a great gift idea…