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What do you mean there is no alcohol allowed ? Don t you know this is my Emotional Support Wine? Stitch this tongue in cheek take on today s emotional support animal overload! This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION (as shown in finished sample) Stitches: 58 W x 85…
If the last thing you want this holiday season is to deal with people you can t stand.. then subtlety tell them to Kiss Your Ass. This funny Christmas cross stitch features the phrase This year I ve decided to put mistletoe in my back pocket, so the people I don t like can Kiss…
I survived another meeting that could have been an email Award Winner Cross Stitch Pattern. Perfect as an office gift. Display it in your cubicle at work and let everyone know how you feel. A great balance of snarky and sarcastic, while still keeping it clean and witty. Features a blue ribbon award. Part of…
Just sick and tired of everyone and everything? You may be emotionally constipated.. if you haven t given a shit for days. PATTERN INFORMATION Finished Size: 121 x 128 (as charted)8-5 8” x 9-1 8” on 14 ct 6-3 4” x 7-1 8” on 18ct 5-1 2” x 5-7 8” on 22ct Fabric: Any fabric…
Love cats but hate when they vomit all over everything? This is the cross stitch for you! Featuring a patterned mosaic cat silhouette of a pretty kitty licking her chops. This is a great gift idea for cat moms or cat lovers who just can t get enough of their furry friends, even if they…
Are you a sucker for cheesy pick up lines? Well, romance is in the air with this Valentine s inspired cross stitch pattern. Featuring a border of hearts along with a wifi enabled heart and the funny one liner: Is your name wifi? Because I m feeling a connection This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF…
It has been lovely, but I have to scream now .. Every introvert s mantra. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION Stitches: 132 W x 132 H Fabric: Any fabric you like Floss: DMC (7 colors) Size: approx 6 x 6 (on 22 count) Types of stitches: Cross stitch…
It has been lovely, but I have to scream now .. Every introvert s mantra. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION Stitches: 132 W x 132 HFabric: Any fabric you likeFloss: DMC (7 colors)Size: approx 6 x 6 (on 22 count)Types of stitches: Cross stitch & Backstitch onlySkill Level: Moderate…
em, Je-em is truly outrageous.. truly truly truly outrageous. And if you were a kid in the 80s, you ll remember this can t-miss cartoon rocker with pink hair, and purple eyeshadow. Touch her star earrings and summon Synergy! How was it that nobody ever figured out that it was Jerrica Benton all along? This…
You can stitch the ever popular Monstera leaf (also known as the Swiss Cheese Plant). This watercolor version features many tones of blue and green and includes the sarcastic pun Leaf Me Alone in a script text. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION (as shown in finished sample) Finished…
If making it through the festival of lights means you need a stiff drink, then this is the perfect pattern for you! Featuring a Star of David emblazoned menorah and the phrase Let s Get Lit This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY PATTERN INFORMATION Stitches: 70 W x 75 HFabric: Any…
If making it though the holidays means you need a stiff drink, then this is the perfect pattern for you! Featuring a string of Christmas lights.. and the phrase Let s Get Lit This pattern is also available HERE as a stitchable punched paper card. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN…
Make Cross Stitch Great Again! The real meaning behind MAGA: Mueller ain t going away. Since when you think of President Trump, you DO need to stab something.. over and over. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION: Stitches: 100 W x 84 HFabric: Any fabric you like Floss: DMC (3…
Love the wisdom of that sassy stand up comedienne Midge Maisel? Well this quote is one of my favorites. With a touch of humor and snark and a definite feminist attitude this piece features mixed fonts along with retro accents of stars and bubbles. A little bit retro yet perfectly fitting for today s #metoo…
Tired of all those inspirational phrases. Well make people do a double take with this Today I Will Move Mountains design. Featuring a silhouette of a mountain range and the tiny letters underneath spelling out the truth about those mountains. They are laundry that have been on your bed way too long. This is a…
A perfect stitch for the pro-science crowd. Ever wonder why there weren t Dinosaurs on Noah s Ark? Since they would eat all the Jesus Fish. If you believe in evolution, a funny little nod to the fossil record. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION: Finished Size (stitched area…
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