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Just when you thought a whale s asshole was the biggest, you run into a politician. In this case A blue whale s anus can open to 40 inches, making it the largest asshole on earth after Mitch McConnell (or add your favorite asshole s name) This cross stitch pattern features a blue whale along…
A great gift for someone who is going through a hard time and doesn t want to hear one more trite phrase or uplifting sentiment. Sometimes life sucks.. so stick that inspirational phrase up your ass. This piece features a floral wreath motif tied with a bow along with a mix of block and script…
Who loves to cross stitch? HUZZAH! Who loves Catherine the Great?! HUZZAH! Who thinks a pattern that combines them is brilliant? HUZZAH! This simple piece inspired by the series The Great features a crown adorned frequently used phrase.. It would also be a fun design for anyone who loves Renaissance fairs, cosplay or just the…
Do you wish this country was being led by someone else.. ANYONE else? Well this is the campaign 2020 slogan you are dreaming of. Let s put any functioning adult in the White House! This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION Stitches: 100 W x 70 HFabric: Any fabric you…
Tired of being called a snowflake, or listening to mansplaining from white cis men on the internet? Tired of being around big babies who are always playing the victim? This is the pattern for you. Featuring an adorable baby elephant and two back stitch fonts. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY….
Cactus lovers unite.. just don t hug us! We can be a little prickly. This simple flowering cactus design features the cheeky phrase Can t Touch this! A quick and easy cross stitch project, for even the most novice stitchers! This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. For the full kit visit…
Candy makes you feel better, but liquor works quicker! A block letter design featuring different candies at the bottom. Candy jar shown in photographs is only a suggestion for how you could use this design. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION (as shown in sample) Stitches: 60 W x 60…
Not everyone is going to like you.. and you don t have to care. Being confident is more than just feeling like people will like you, it is about being fine if they like you or not. A great gift idea for a teen or tween girl. Let them read over and over that the…
Not everyone is going to like you.. and you don t have to care. Being confident is more than just feeling like people will like you, it is about being fine if they like you or not. A great gift idea for a teen or tween girl. Let them read over and over that the…
The perfect cross stitch for the bad ass stitcher. A completely original hand-drawn pattern featuring script lettering Crafty Bitch and a skull with crossed embroidery needles. (Contains no half or quarter stitches..Backstitching only) This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION (as shown in sample) Stitches: 70 W x 45 HFabric: Any fabric you likeFloss:…
How come when a man is strong, he is a leader, but when a woman is strong she is a bitch ? Maybe it is because strong women intimidate people. They aren t necessarily intimidating, but people are intimidated. That isn t the same thing. Show off your strong female pride with this sample…
Do people in your life just need a life coach.. and maybe a chair to the face? This is the perfect stitch to help them out. Living life is easier.. if you just aren t an asshole. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION Stitches: 140 W x 140 H…
THIS PATTERN IS AVAILABLE FOR FREE WITH PAID MEMBERSHIP INTO THE SNARKY CRAFTER VIP CLUB: www.kimsix.co VIPMembership Do people in your life just need a life coach.. and maybe a chair to the face? This is the perfect stitch to help them out. Living life is easier.. if you just aren t an asshole. This is…
What do you mean there is no alcohol allowed ? Don t you know this is my Emotional Support Wine? Stitch this tongue in cheek take on today s emotional support animal overload! This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION (as shown in finished sample) Stitches: 58 W x 85 HHoop size: 6 inch (stitched…
Just sick and tired of everyone and everything? You may be emotionally constipated.. if you haven t given a shit for days. PATTERN INFORMATION Finished Size: 121 x 128 (as charted) 8-5 8” x 9-1 8” on 14 ct 6-3 4” x 7-1 8” on 18ct 5-1 2” x 5-7 8” on 22ct Fabric: Any…
Are you hardly holding your life together? Is it coming apart at the seams? This is a faux inspirational sampler for you. Featuring a rose swag across the bottom and top and the text phrase Sometime I Find A Random Screw Lying Around, and I Just Assume My Life is Falling Apart in a block…
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